I checked my gmail this morning (starting to transition away from my UR email, scary times folks), because my one friend said he’d send me a playlist. He still hasn’t, but being an unreliable person myself, I understand, so nbd. I pretty much use my gmail only for signing up for email lists so I can get discounts when I buy things online, so this was the first time I’ve checked it in a while. Exhibit A:
898 unread emails (cool humblebrag, dude) is crazytown, and I clearly need to get myself together. I figured all of them were just from like Ticketmaster and Venmo, so I was just going to let it go like usual, but one email caught my eye:
This was too good of an opportunity to be fake productive so I could procrastinate writing a paper–things like this don’t just fall in your lap when you’re trying to not do homework. So I responded to Elsie:
I’ll post any updates I get from Elsie, and hopefully we can get to the bottom of what’s going on between Annette and Paula.
PS Not to brag but I think I did a tremendous job with Microsoft Paint in those pictures